Tag Archives: Financial Servitude

First Christmas gift delivered

Slave K. was really fast sorting my Christmas gift out so it was already delivered this morning. I hope the rest of you gets inspired!

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The Lazy Slave comics part 5 by Unterwuerfling

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Funny enquiries 5

Generic guy: I want to be your slave without financial servitude. Interests: female domination, chastity, wax play, teasing, bondage….

My comment: Yeah, and I want Lamborghini Aventador, a mansion with pool, private chef and huge garden. Which does not mean it’s gonna happen. I may surely keep dreaming about it  but I don’t email random strangers and ask them to provide it. That’s the difference between the two of us. You are fool and I am cool.  

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Now read carefully, retard:

What you actually mean is “I want a service but don’t want to pay for it”. Financial servitude is a different thing altogether.

Client of a pro domme (even if he calls himself “slave”) = someone who pays for a specific time limited femdom or fetish service, the payment is often referred to as “tribute”.

Tribute is not optional just like payment in a restaurant is not. This is the easy part, right?

Financial slave = someone who tributes a domme without actually requesting sessions (real time or online) or anything else in return. I know, you struggle with this concept but it works for some people. Here we talk about financial servitude UNLIKE in the case above.

A pro domme (pretty much any domme who has website or professional images) = a woman who charges for her femdom or fetish services at all times unless you are lucky enough to be her partner or perhaps a valued friend. Think of a masseuse. She is not gonna rub your back for free unless the two of you are in relationship no matter how much she enjoys giving massage. Also not too difficult I hope.

If you want a lifestyle domme, get one. If you want a pro domme, don’t pretend you did not know tribute would be required.

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You can never have me…

but it is so easy to serve me!

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You are not worthy

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Kiss my ass and send me cash

Subbie tax

Have you paid your subbie tax this month?

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Some of the stuff I got from my slaves…

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Clothes, handbag, boots and hosiery are all courtesy of slaves G., B. and W.

Latest pair of Italian leather boots for my collection

Freshly delivered! Courtesy of slave Unterwuerfling.

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Useless subs go to hell!

Please me now!

DSC_0108Clothes, earrings and Dior lipstick are all gifts from my slaves. 

 

Funny enquiries 2

American guy: I am lonely and just want to talk to someone who would understand me but don’t want to pay because that would make me feel like a loser.

My comment: Actually begging a pro domme for freebies is what makes you a loser, piss taker and time waster.

Austrian guy: Do you accept prepaid XY cards? I share the bank account with my parents so can’t tribute any other way.

My comment: No but you can send some gold nuggets into my PO Box.

English guy: Can you wait two months for the next tribute but keep talking to me in the meantime?

My comment: Sounds like a great deal indeed.

Dutch guy: Financial servitude is not servitude. It is paying.

My comment: ??????

Brazilian guy: How can a financially unfit slave serve you?

My comment: By keeping his distance from me.

Generic guy: How can I contact you?

My comment: It seems you already figured this problem out. 

Czech guy: Just to let you know that I’m not interested in that position you are advertising. (Out of blue, no previous contact.)

My comment: Thanks for telling me. I hope the other 6 billion people who are not interested either will also email me shortly.

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