Slave K. was really fast sorting my Christmas gift out so it was already delivered this morning. I hope the rest of you gets inspired!
Generic guy: I want to be your slave without financial servitude. Interests: female domination, chastity, wax play, teasing, bondage….
My comment: Yeah, and I want Lamborghini Aventador, a mansion with pool, private chef and huge garden. Which does not mean it’s gonna happen. I may surely keep dreaming about it but I don’t email random strangers and ask them to provide it. That’s the difference between the two of us. You are fool and I am cool.
Now read carefully, retard:
What you actually mean is “I want a service but don’t want to pay for it”. Financial servitude is a different thing altogether.
Client of a pro domme (even if he calls himself “slave”) = someone who pays for a specific time limited femdom or fetish service, the payment is often referred to as “tribute”.
Tribute is not optional just like payment in a restaurant is not. This is the easy part, right?
Financial slave = someone who tributes a domme without actually requesting sessions (real time or online) or anything else in return. I know, you struggle with this concept but it works for some people. Here we talk about financial servitude UNLIKE in the case above.
A pro domme (pretty much any domme who has website or professional images) = a woman who charges for her femdom or fetish services at all times unless you are lucky enough to be her partner or perhaps a valued friend. Think of a masseuse. She is not gonna rub your back for free unless the two of you are in relationship no matter how much she enjoys giving massage. Also not too difficult I hope.
If you want a lifestyle domme, get one. If you want a pro domme, don’t pretend you did not know tribute would be required.
American guy: I am lonely and just want to talk to someone who would understand me but don’t want to pay because that would make me feel like a loser.
My comment: Actually begging a pro domme for freebies is what makes you a loser, piss taker and time waster.
Austrian guy: Do you accept prepaid XY cards? I share the bank account with my parents so can’t tribute any other way.
My comment: No but you can send some gold nuggets into my PO Box.
English guy: Can you wait two months for the next tribute but keep talking to me in the meantime?
My comment: Sounds like a great deal indeed.
Dutch guy: Financial servitude is not servitude. It is paying.
My comment: ??????
Brazilian guy: How can a financially unfit slave serve you?
My comment: By keeping his distance from me.
Generic guy: How can I contact you?
My comment: It seems you already figured this problem out.
Czech guy: Just to let you know that I’m not interested in that position you are advertising. (Out of blue, no previous contact.)
My comment: Thanks for telling me. I hope the other 6 billion people who are not interested either will also email me shortly.